Kids really do say the funniest things!
At Days out now we love to have a bit of fun!
So I asked my Facebook group members a question,
“What are some words that your kid pronounced wrong that you find hilarious?”
You never know how people will react to posts like this on Facebook but they responded in their droves.
I’m going to list some of the comments. We would love to know your favourites and whether your child has said something different that cracks you up.
Funny Mispronounced Words
Fireworps
Yornkshire puddings
Constructions - Instructions
Askident
Ridicle - Bicycle
Wook - Look
Dinamas - Pyjamas
Strangled egg - Scrambled egg
Woowoo - Hoover
Nailglarnish - Nailvarnish
toys rass - Toys r Us
4th Head - Forehead
Flammy mango - Flamingo
Hilarious Accidental Rude Words
Kids are so innocent, bless ’em. However when Granny’s round your house there are some words you don’t want your little ones coming out with!
Biscuit - Bigshit
Peanuts - Penis
Shihtzu - Shit soup
Bull mastiff - Bull bastard
Marshall - Arse Hole
Truck - Fuck
Spag bol - bollocknaise
Clock - Cock
Chicken - Shitin
One Car - Wanker
Popcorn - Cockporn
Lipstick - Lipdick
Blackcurrant - Fatcunt
Paw patrol - Whore Troll
Diarrhoea - Bum Sick
Bouncy castle - Bloody arsehole (Cringe)
One Direction - One erection
Orange - aminge
Toad in the hole - Turd in the hole
Butterfly - Fuckerfly
Ice cream - Arse cream
Brilliant mini stories
My middle one says each other gether but he means together.
I love it he has said it since he was 2 he is now 5. I correct him and he still says it lol. My little one says donup for donut lol x
Sienna said “Are you sad Mummy?”
I said “Yeah, cause Mummy is ugly”
She said “You aren’t”
I said “Well I feel it”
She said “You’re perfect with your make-up on”
“Mum, what is a syphillis?” In the middle of Sainsbury’s
“It says Phyllis Sam” 😱
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My son always pronounce s as sh…. it was always amusing when he told the teacher he wanted to sit on the carpet
Clock is cock… Home bargains yesterday with my 5 year old daughter. ” oh mum look at that big cock!” Lovely !!! 👎
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Dick instead of stick. Always great when she shouts to the dog on the field ‘Rowie get your dick’ 🤣
‘Mummy, I poorly, I need alcohol!’ She meant Calpol! We’ve all been there!! 🤣
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“Mummy look at those people over there they are lesbians”. she meant pedestrians!!! Took some working out till she explained they had people in at school to talk about crossing the road
if he say suck, it comes out as fuck which is really bad when i’m stood in a cue in Asda n he come out with mummy iv fucked it mummy when he meant iv sucked it So embarrassing 😂
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My daughter very excitedly told me she went on an Easter egg cunt and nursery…….🤣
My nephew aged about 3 ran into my kitchen saying ” quick there’s a big sucking sog in you garden, he couldn’t pronounce his fs lol. We had many big frogs in our garden
When my son is asked ‘what noise does a duck make?’ His reply is ‘twat twat!’ 😂
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😂 he is 3 yr old
Daughter (now 28).stood up in a restaurant and demanded a forkin knife …obviously a knife and fork …but a little embarrassing at the time
2 Comments
Trinity Owen
These are hilarious! I asked my son last night how old he was (he JUST turned 3) and he said, “I’m not 3, I’m BACON!”
Kids are so funny!
DaysOutNOW
Yes they are very funny at times but slightly embarrassing when yelling certain swear words in a super market. Thanks for your comment.