Kids really do say the funniest things!

My middle one says each other gether but he means together.

I love it he has said it since he was 2 he is now 5. I correct him and he still says it lol. My little one says donup for donut lol x

Sienna said “Are you sad Mummy?”

I said “Yeah, cause Mummy is ugly”

She said “You aren’t”

I said “Well I feel it”

She said “You’re perfect with your make-up on”

“Mum, what is a syphillis?” In the middle of Sainsbury’s

“It says Phyllis Sam” 😱🤣

My son always pronounce s as sh…. it was always amusing when he told the teacher he wanted to sit on the carpet 

Clock is cock… Home bargains yesterday with my 5 year old daughter. ” oh mum look at that big cock!” Lovely !!! 👎👎👎

Dick instead of stick. Always great when she shouts to the dog on the field ‘Rowie get your dick’ 🤣

 ‘Mummy, I poorly, I need alcohol!’ She meant Calpol! We’ve all been there!! 🤣🤣

“Mummy look at those people over there they are lesbians”. she meant pedestrians!!! Took some working out till she explained they had people in at school to talk about crossing the road

if he say suck, it comes out as fuck which is really bad when i’m stood in a cue in Asda n he come out with mummy iv fucked it mummy when he meant iv sucked it So embarrassing 😂😂😂

My daughter very excitedly told me she went on an Easter egg cunt and nursery…….🤣

My nephew aged about 3 ran into my kitchen saying ” quick there’s a big sucking sog in you garden, he couldn’t pronounce his fs lol. We had many big frogs in our garden

When my son is asked ‘what noise does a duck make?’ His reply is ‘twat twat!’ 😂😂😂😂 he is 3 yr old

Daughter (now 28).stood up in a restaurant and demanded a forkin knife …obviously a knife and fork …but a little embarrassing at the time